Friday, March 10, 2006

Joy Behar can blow me

Quote of the blog update: “Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.” Leonard Nimoy.

Song of the blog update: "Born Secular" by Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins.

I came upon (no pun intended) this story today and I thought I'd rant about it for today's blog update. Chloe Sevigny and the rest of the cast of HBO's upcoming series Big Love ( went on The View (a mid-morning talk show geared toward housewives and detainees at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba).

Everything was going as well as can be expected when perennial Keith Richards look-a-like contest favorite Joy Behar asks Chloe about her oral sex scene in Vincent Gallo's application film to the Looney Bin - The Brown Bunny.

For those who don't know, The Brown Bunny was a 2003 indie film which featured a scene where Chloe Sevigny gives an actual blowjob to Vincent Gallo. It goes without saying that Gallo wrote, directed and produced this movie... sly bastard. Look it up on Wikipedia, at the bottom there's a link to the video. It's not safe for work.

The resulting scandal caused a world of shit for Sevigny - her talent agent dropped her and this HBO series is her comeback (no pun intended).

So now she goes on The View with the rest of her cast mates (including Chet from Weird Science) to talk about the series and Joy Behar asks her about the blowjob scene from The Brown Bunny (a 3 year old story). Luckily Chet defended Chloe's honor and said that it was out-of-bounds. I knew there was a reason I liked Chet.

What a huge douche bag Joy Behar is. I wanted to post a humiliatingly ugly picture of Joy Behar, but I did a Google image search and got 435 ties. I'm guessing in the hundred or so years she's haunted this Earth, there's a couple of dozen awkward felatio sessions she'd rather not have broadcast on what passes for TV these days. A cursory search on The Internet Movie Database ( reveals a smorgasbord of off-putting candidates (because no way does she get work via talent):

  • Gary Shandling
  • Peter Falk
  • Woody Allen
  • Lucifer, etc.

In closing, Chloe Sevigny is young, beautiful and talented and Joy Behar is a vapid and empty void of hate and a woeful degenerate with a black book of questionable sexual favors that would induce vomiting in all but the most desperate of street walkers.

Hottie of the blog update: Chloe Sevigny

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Blogger trinamick said...

So, was New Girl spawned from Joy or Vincent? Or the two of them together? I find them equally repulsive.

And I wouldn't know who Chloe Sevigny was if you hadn't mentioned the story about The Brown Bunny. Incidentally, what does oral sex have to do with an innocent woodland creature?

12:33 PM  
Blogger Stellar said...

Incidentally, what does oral sex have to do with an innocent woodland creature?

When I get my Easter Bunny costume back from the dry cleaner, I'll stage a demonstration.

12:52 PM  
Blogger NYPinTA said...

I had never heard of The Brown Bunny either, but how could her talent agency drop her? Aren't they the ones that get actors rolls in the first place? So, isn't it they who put her in the film....?

BTW, I originally wrote: Aren't they the ones that get actors jobs, but just had to change it.

5:47 PM  

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