"My Heart Will Go On," the love song from Titanic, with the words "balls" and "pants" strategicaly placed
Editor's note
This was not as great a stretch as one would imagine.
Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the distance, and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that my balls do go on
Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my pants,
And my balls will go on and on.
Balls can touch us one time, and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone.
Love was when I loved you, balls, one true time to hold on to
In my pants we'll always go on.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that my balls do go on
Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my pants,
And my balls will go on and on.
You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my balls will go on.
We'll stay, forever this way
You are safe in my pants
And my balls will go on and on.
This was not as great a stretch as one would imagine.
Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the distance, and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that my balls do go on
Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my pants,
And my balls will go on and on.
Balls can touch us one time, and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone.
Love was when I loved you, balls, one true time to hold on to
In my pants we'll always go on.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that my balls do go on
Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my pants,
And my balls will go on and on.
You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my balls will go on.
We'll stay, forever this way
You are safe in my pants
And my balls will go on and on.
posted by Stellar at 4:26 PM
6 Comments:
Dear Lord, I will never look at that song in the same way again.
You think if we lobby her enough, Céline would actually sing it? Oh! That would be awesome!!
What the hell is Trina doing "looking at songs"?
Get back to me after you listen to this post. :P
If I hear you talk to me that way again, I will reach through this computer and pimp slap you, boy!
Oh, and don't look at me in that tone of voice or I'll wash your face out with soap.
You haven't got the balls!
:)
And someone took my pants.
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