Wednesday, July 09, 2008

I Drink Your Milkshake

Quote of the blog update: “She's got a great ass." David Milch referring to Rebecca De Mornay's ass in the commentary track for John From Cincinatti, Episode 1.

Song of the blog update: Last Flowers by Radiohead

How to jump start a blog? I could detail my life for the last year (and some change), but that would just depress the shit out of all of us. A few of the more priveleged among my readers can figure most of it out from my myspace page anyway.

I'll try to be a better blogger. A more consistant poster, like trinam... oh wait. I'll make more of an effort to be a sardonic observer like g_s (without the overt racism). I'll delve into a little inter-species erotica, ala LL.

But I'll probably just find Celine Dion songs that I can fit the word "balls" into. Let's not kid ourselves.

Enjoy yourself.

Green tip of the blog update: One gallon of improperly disposed motor oil can contaminate one million gallons of fresh water. So next time you need to dispose of motor oil, dump it in the ocean. That's made of salt water.
Your move, Dolphins.

8 Comments:

Blogger fermicat said...

It lives!

7:07 PM  
Blogger NYPinTA said...

Your "green tip" needs some work.

9:45 PM  
Blogger trinamick said...

Ho.Lee.Crap. So that stench of rotting flesh wasn't you, after all? Hmm. Better check my freezer.

And I'll have you know I've been very busy, thankyouverymuch. Not all of us have time to go around killing off sea mammals. Some people are too busy being witnesses to crimes and shuttling old people to their deathbeds.

2:53 PM  
Blogger Stellar said...

God. Now I want to kill a Manatee. Thanks for that impulse. Smug little bastards with their propeller scars.

"Ooh, look at me I'm permanently disfigured"

I think I'll use a row to do the deed. An aluminum one. Properly reinforced of course. I just think it would be ironic. Might as well find some humor in it, eh?

7:29 PM  
Blogger John said...

How is looking at sardines racist?

12:20 PM  
Blogger JennyC&F said...

Holy Milkshake Batman, Stellar blogged

6:42 PM  
Blogger JennyLu said...

Just checking in three months later to see if the Dolphins ever responded.

5:16 PM  
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