I don't love you anymore

Quote of the blog update: “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.” Hunter S. Thompson.

Song of the blog update: “Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole” by Martha Wainwright

Barney the dinosaur is to my daughter what crack cocaine is to Whitney Houston and "keeping the black man down" is to g_s - they just can't get enough of it.

I bought her a bunch of DVDs months ago to get her mildly interested before my wife an I took her to a Barnely Live show. I always wondered why all of those DVDs had a "play continuosly" feature. I figured it was for negligent parents, but no... as soon as the credits roll she walks up to the TV and points and says "B!". It wouldn't be so bad, I guess, if she weren't watching this on my 60" widescreen high-definition Sony Grand Wega. I mean come on!

Oh, yeah... I stole the quote and song of the day from NYP. She's probably organizing a bank robbery or something so I don't think she'll have time to notice. She does quote/song of the day... but who are we kidding here?

I might as well steal:

Hottie of the blog update: Jewel Staite